Saturday, 8 December 2012

WORLD'S DUMBEST QUESTIONS WITH THE SMARTEST ANSWERS

  • You go over to your girl's house with flowers and she opens the door and says
  •  "Are those flowers?"
  • Your answer   "No sweet heart they are carrots"
  • You are on your bed wrapped up in your blanket with the lights off and eyes shut.Someone walks in and asks
  • "Are you sleeping?"
  • Your answer   "No am trying to die"
  • Its raining outside and you put on your rain boots pick up an umbrella and head towards the door and someone asks you
  • "Are you going out in this rain?"
  • Your answer   "No I'm going out in the next one"
 
  • You are on the ground floor of your office building standing right in front of the elevator while taking quick glances at your wrist watch and a co-worker says
  • "Going up?"
  • Your answer   "No I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me"

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