More...DUMB QUESTIONS WITH BRILLIANT REPLIES

• You are at the airport on the boarding queue just about to board a plane and someone asks you
• "Are you going on this plane?"
• Your answer "No I'm flying on the dragon right next to it"

•  You are singing a song as you are walking down the street and someone stops you and asks you
• "Do you know that song?"
• Your answer "Of course not.I was just invoking the rain spirit to cause a down pour"

• You just finished up a nice sketch of your girlfriend.While packing up your things someone who has been watching you comes up and asks you
• "Can you draw?"
• Your answer "No I can't I just slapped this piece of paper against her face so hard her face got imprinted on it"