MARRIAGE FACTS

1. A woman marries for love and must keep marrying until she finds it
2.  Many a man who loves a lady's dimple often makes the mistake of marrying the whole woman
3. It provides married couples great pleasure to see young people lured into their situation
4. There are two categories of widows,the bereaved and the relieved
5. Bachelors know a lot more about women than married men because if they didn't,they would be married to
6. A mother knows the names of her children,their birthdays,friends,plays,piano recitals and other stuff but a father is vaguely aware of the little gremlins running across his carpet

• NOTE: THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO HOMES WHERE TRUE LOVE EXISTS