WTF

When you are in primary school your mum says "you can't have a girlfriend so wait till you are in secondary school"
In secondary school your teacher says "you can't have a girlfriend so wait till you are in university"
When you are in the university your chancellor says "focus on your your studies and wait till you are married"
You get married and you still can't have a girlfriend because you have to be faithful to you're wife.
So when the heck can you have a FREAKING GIRLFRIEND