A guy sitting next to me just said he was going to kill a guy who had been stealing from him. He then thought about jail then came up with a solution. He said he was gonna put the dead guy in temple run 2 and click save me.
People are hopeless
Monday 25 March 2013
Monday 18 March 2013
WTF
When you are in primary school your mum says "you can't have a girlfriend so wait till you are in secondary school"
In secondary school your teacher says "you can't have a girlfriend so wait till you are in university"
When you are in the university your chancellor says "focus on your your studies and wait till you are married"
You get married and you still can't have a girlfriend because you have to be faithful to you're wife.
So when the heck can you have a FREAKING GIRLFRIEND
In secondary school your teacher says "you can't have a girlfriend so wait till you are in university"
When you are in the university your chancellor says "focus on your your studies and wait till you are married"
You get married and you still can't have a girlfriend because you have to be faithful to you're wife.
So when the heck can you have a FREAKING GIRLFRIEND
Ever wonder ?
Did you ever stop and wonder why a guy says ladies first?
Think about it. What are the two most physical parts of a woman a man likes? If you don't know ask your older brother.
He obviously wants to get a better look at the backward goods,
Think about it. What are the two most physical parts of a woman a man likes? If you don't know ask your older brother.
He obviously wants to get a better look at the backward goods,
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