Freaking Dumbass

A guy sitting next to me just said he was going to kill a guy who had been stealing from him. He then thought about jail then came up with a solution. He said he was gonna put the dead guy in temple run 2 and click save me.
People are hopeless

WTF

When you are in primary school your mum says "you can't have a girlfriend so wait till you are in secondary school"
In secondary school your teacher says "you can't have a girlfriend so wait till you are in university"
When you are in the university your chancellor says "focus on your your studies and wait till you are married"
You get married and you still can't have a girlfriend because you have to be faithful to you're wife.
So when the heck can you have a FREAKING GIRLFRIEND

Ever wonder ?

Did you ever stop and wonder why a guy says ladies first?
Think about it. What are the two most physical parts of a woman a man likes? If you don't know ask your older brother.
He obviously wants to get a better look at the backward goods,

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This is sooo true

Lucy Heartfilia

For one of the weakest protagonists in the anime series Fairy Tail she holds a lot of importance. Because of her Phantom Lord was destroyed
She was used to activate Real Nightmare (in anime)
She is the key to project Eclipse
And she is the only one who has time travelled
And let's not forget she was the only fairy tail Mage to come from a wealthy home
That bites